Funny Little Guy: Vol 4

My guy has a few mosquito bites but they are his first and he really didn't seem to notice too much. (I itch mine like crazy, grrr stupid blood suckers)
Anyway, we are hanging out this weekend and Kevin remarks on one of his bites on the back of his neck. Well, Carter then reaches up to feel the bite being discussed and has since become obsessed.
Carter- Mama?
Me- yes, bear?
Carter- BIT!! (fondling bump in toddler horror)
Kevin- Yes, you were bit by a mosquito.
Carter- Beeeeeeeee!
Kevin- No, a mosquito bit you.
Carter- Mama!? Beeeeeee bit! Beeeeee! (pointing to neck)

At night before bed he tells me about how the bee bit him on the neck and then he wants to dab water on it from his sippy cup. I put a few drops in my hand, put some in his, wipe them on the Bee Bite and then blow on it. This makes it all better, don't ya know.

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Last night before bed we were all hanging out in the bedroom. Carter was being a spaztic goofball, jumping all over the bed and Kevin was watching something sports related on t.v. when I began receiving an impromtu back massage from da hubband. Mmm Yay!
Not to be left out, our Big Guy jumps behind me and starts giving his best swedish massage. He was pinching my shoulders and rubbing my back and we were praising him, of course. Then he was done and said Meeeeee and he turned around and I started "massaging" his tiny little back. He was trying hard not to laugh at first but you could tell it tickled him because he was writhing and saying Hmmm.....errrrr.....hmm....Iiiiiiiii (chuckle).....aaaaah.......Teeekle! (collapses in laughter)
We went around and everyone got a few massage sessions....most of them ended in giggles. :)

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When we were about to put the last coat on our bathroom walls Saturday, Carter of course wanted a hand in it. The paint can was closed and the roller was dry so Kevin let him "paint" first. This was the painters cycle:
Hmmmmm... (hands on hips and contemplating walls)
Paint! (picks up roller and makes a few strokes up and down the walls, puts it back in tray and picks up paint can opener)
Boom booom Boom! (pounding top of paint can all around in a circle, then picks up level and holds it against wall, examines and sets it down again)
Hmmmmm...(hands on hips and contemplating walls)
Paint! (and so on and so on...)