We are going a little light on decorating this year as we had many broken things last year. Carter will slow down and actually hear the word "No" one of these days, right? Anyway, we still have our Christmas Spirit! So join us in a few Carols!
To the tune of Jingle Bells:
Ahem. MeMeMeMe Meeeeeeeee. (throat clearing)
"Jingle Bells, my house smells,
Will someone vacuum, please?
The Christmas Tree is under siege,
and I still wear Mat-er-nity... Hey!"
To the tune of O Christmas Tree:
"O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
Thy branches plucked and pulled constantly.
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
Thy ornaments mashed and bent awkwardly.
My laundry Pile rivals thee,
it's stacked up high in wrinkled glo-ry.
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
thoust beauty drowned in laun-dry."
Carter has just ordered me to "Stoooooop Singgggging". Scrooge.
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